Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find...
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...