Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south…
Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted...