What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...