Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Your Kind of Man
Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...