The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Competition of a nation
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...