Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Proof Santa is a Woman!
Santa Claus is a woman….I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth,...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....