The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...