Which of the following does not belong?
Which of the following doesn’t belong?(a) meat(b) eggs(c) wife(d) blow job(D) A blowjob because...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...