Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Famous people
Eugene d’Albert (noted German composer) was married six times. At an evening reception which...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...