Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Definition of Programmer
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How do dentists become brain surgeons?
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Shortest Book of the Month
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Army general at Christmas
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The definition of kinky sex
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Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
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It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...