Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!
Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates…INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Doggie Fashion
It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...