Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...