Blonde avoiding trees
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Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?A man will spend...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Definition of Programmer
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Why is 88 better than 69?
for you girls…Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice.