Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...