The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
Grandpa gets exited!
Grandpa is running around in the nursing home with his privates hanging out of...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...