Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...