Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
A truck driver breaks down and…
A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to givehim hand. He...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?