Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
No Such Thing As Good Man
Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.