Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...