Turned Into a Mom When…
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Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...