The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!