Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...