yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
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I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
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Three college roommates — two females and a male…
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...