Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
Unusual Case
Unusual Case by William A. Morton, Jr, MDFrom “Medical Aspects Of Human Sexuality” July,...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...