Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....