Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Improving fry cooking time
|In January 1994, ‘The Economist’ magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!