Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.