Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Human DNA Code (C) God
God’s Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...