Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant…
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the...