Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Redneck Jokes Galore!
You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...