How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...