Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...