Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
After a Tonsilectomy?
After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
Sex on Sabbath
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...