Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...