Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
An advantage of being with an older woman
An advantage of being with an older womanIf you act immature enough and hang...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...