Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Banned Children’s Books
BANNED CHILDREN’S BOOKSDad’s New Wife Timothy Pop! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...