Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
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You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...