How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....