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Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
Invent artificial dogs
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Osama Cave Memo
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A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
What is a grasshopper?
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Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...