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What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
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Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
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Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
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