Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...