He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Who needs women
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the...
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...