Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...