Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...