Humor from the Smithsonian
The story behind this joke:… There’s this nutball who digs things out his back...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
How many people work in the U.S. government?
One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...