What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...