A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...