Elephant jokes 11
|What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?Sir!What can an elephant with...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...