Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...