The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...
Free marriage ceremony
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...